Noun. A time of chilling and
peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.
Participants in the Jogaque
will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked
meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.
Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram
will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.
It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the
Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to
cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.
Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually
done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw
meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and
rape random hoes.
And the
Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.
And the
Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.
And on the last
day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...
and it was good.
