joemurphy

super puffy awesome hair.

man he has such joemurphy pubic hair

by alexlad November 2, 2013

joedunff

the only person who believes that burgers aren't sandwiches.

Hey, did you hear about joedunff?
Yeah, he's the only person to ever think that burgers aren't sandwiches.

by justmash May 13, 2020

Jokuh

A derogatory term for a person who lacks common sense and intelligence (can also be used as a term of endearment). A smoothbrain one might say.

Sawyer was acting like a complete Mr. Jokuh Pants during class today.

by Mr. Jokuh Pants October 5, 2021

Joeru

A nice, strong, handsome person with unlimited rizz and gets all the females.

Damn Joeru is so strong and handsome he gets all the bitches

by Joeruuu July 26, 2022

joebuck

When you think someone *might* be slow, but you're just not sure, he's joebuck.

"What is wrong with that guy?"
"I don't know man, I think he's joebuck."

by vizkiz May 25, 2009

Jokūbas

He is the alpha male of all alpha males, the Jokūbas cock is usually 11-12 inches and he is ripped.

Jokūbas gave me great head yesterday

by When the imposter is sussy May 7, 2021

Joeluck

Joeluck (pronounced: JOHL-luk) is a rare and powerful form of luck that can be either good or bad. It is neither the positivity nor negativity that define Joeluck, but the sheer extremity and awesome power that it wields. Joeluck is often found in accordance with Joels.

a person who is a Joel: "A pigeon just so happened to keel over and die at the exact moment that I passed under the branch on which it was perched. It landed on top of my head and released its bowels one last time."

random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."

the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."

the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."

the Joel: "Sweet."

then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.

by BatJoel August 24, 2011