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Johanna

Johanna’s are great writer and are really good at taking pictures. They often think their stupid but they truly aren’t,although she struggles she never gives up. Johanna’s are also very weird and have weird obsessions. They also have friends even weirder then them. Some people tend to take advantage of Johanna’s and use them but after a while Johanna will realize they have and fight back! Johanna’s are also really pretty and have the best eyes that guys tend to fall into, but Johanna’s don’t mess with boys she much rather mock them then date them. If you have a Johanna in your life you better treated her like the thriving queen she is.
Sad friend: looks sad

Johanna: “are you okay

Sad friend: “no”

Johanna: “wanna share my Oreos”?
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Johann Sathianathen

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.
OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.
by Julian maravilla May 5, 2019
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Johann

A totally awesome German dude who smokes and drinks like there's no tomorrow, fucks tons of bitches with his 13" dick, and will eventually save the world from the evils of shitty education.
Holy fuck, there's Johann
by AwesomerIII June 30, 2011
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joeann

Name meaning grace, but also one who has a great sense of humor, intelligent and an impeccable sense of finding fun and adventure; most who meet her love her to death. But be warned as she has a small fuse on patience. So don’t mess with her! She will take a lot, but once she's done taking, she'll dish it out well. She’s not one to put up with ignorance and will cut you quickly if you allow her to. She has a great confidence about her and you will think she owns the ground you walk on. Guys should be careful engaging in a relationship. She’s worse than any love potion you could get! Once you get to know her, you’ll never experience anything like it again
The most sweet and sesitive woman you will ever meet. Her heart is so big, sometimes she doesn't know quite what to do with it. She is beauiful inside and out. underneath her ruggid figure, her heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let her go. She just might not come back. Dont ever break her heart. She is to fragile. She doesn't care much for play fighting. Joes always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in her arms. You don't have to even meet her to know she is the one for you. Unsure of her self at times. Knows what she wants and goes after it. Hard to read her mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones she loves. Will do great things with her life. Probably will even change the world!
JoeAnn is a unique name.
Did you know JoeAnn was named after both her parents?
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Johann

Johann is a sweet, kind, romantic, funny, lazy, smart, shy person who likes to get clown. He can be shy at first but once you get to know him he tends to get funky. He can be really smart but only when he's trying, he can be really lazy at times and will be the kind of person to sleep in class all day. He's not very athletic and is more of a inside I like a/c better. Johann is a really romantic person and loves to have the lover feel like he's the one, he's also amazing in bed and a good kisser. Johann can be really sweet and make anyone special.
Woah he's sooo funny he must be a Johann.
Omg what a sweet guy, that's a Johann right there.
Did you see the score on the test Johann got, but he hates school though.
Omg you should see Johann in bed he's a whole other person!
by A Shy Guy September 1, 2019
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Joehanna

Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!
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johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
by franky fly_ February 27, 2020
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