Jobless

Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day

The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months

by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

Job Jobbed

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed

by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011

jobbies

originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.

she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.

by A D August 16, 2007

Joublet

The midline of the scrotum, especially visible when shrinkage has occurred due to cold temperatures or long term exposure to water in the crotchal region.

Yesterday, I caught my joublet on the fence as I was jumping it, and both my testicles fell out.

It’s so cold out here I can see my joublet through my britches.

by jbowman1018 August 28, 2018

Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

jobber

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.

Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH

by The Dingo February 3, 2005

joblem

Combination of the words job and problem, used to describe a job problem, or a problem at your job.

'Oh buddy, I don't remember anything from that staff party, but from the texts on my phone, I think I may/may not have a serious joblem on Monday.'

'I quit my job yesterday, today I get a phone call saying they are firing me. Joblem what?'

by Neilerson January 3, 2008