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Trader JoeHoe

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Someone who goes to Trader Joe's excessively and/or someone who exclusively uses all of their many fine food products. A Trader Joe's whore.
They are such Trader JoeHoes. They'll eat anything and everything in that store. Last week they went to TJ's twice because they had to get more "Yogurt Dill Papadums" and "Tofutti Hooray Frozen Sugar Free Soy Bars"!
by hidekoeng December 14, 2008
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When a person named Jonah gets a boner.
Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.
by Dale Yea May 28, 2018
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Jojoe

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A name given to an extremely sexy dude who knows how to party.
His name shall be Jojoe and he will be the coolest guy on Earth
by ladiesman1364 October 25, 2010
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Johae

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A very beautiful wink.

One can use a johae to express gratitude, exquisite joy, deep and meaningful feelings (although if these are lusty feelings, one must be careful since an attempt at a johae can easily transform into a sleazy wink if not careful). Only the luckiest of lucky have had johaes showered upon them.
"Ah! HA! I did it! I finally taught a hoard of chipmunks to sing 'Beat It' in perfect English. All of my hard work has finally paid off, my lusty lover!"

"Oh yes, is this true?" (JOHAE)

"Wow... never have I been so lucky to receive such a glorious johae. That is even more rewarding than all of my long, tedious struggles."
by JohaesForEveryone April 4, 2009
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Jhoey

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Very beautiful girl and soooooo cute. You should be very lucky you met her and that she will always make you feel loved and appreciated. She'll make you feel like you're the luckiest guy in the world and will do amything not to let you go. She is very loyal to her friends and family but stubborn and has a very thoughtful mind whenever she puts others before herself. She is always happy but sometimes has deep thoughts about others and herself. She will give you signs that she likes you (love) and she has an adorable cute smile.
by m_remix October 4, 2018
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A true Hectite Witch, male or female. This Hectite witch generally has a birthmark of power. The Johe Hectite's powers are natural, and needs no assist from candels, incense etc. It isn't even a necessity for them to cast a circle. Most Johe Hectites manifest telekinetic abilities and some rarer types are "firestarters" or can summond winds or storms at will. These powers are said to double in strength when the full moon is triune to their sun sign. As you may have determined by now,a Johe Hectite is rare...but a Hectite also has the ability to "impart powers" to a lesser degree to those who he or she is mentoring.
A Johe's power is infinite and unchallenged.
by Jupiter Knots December 7, 2010
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Johnette

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A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...
Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
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