Jo-Jo’d 

When an unsuspecting person falls prey to a coin either super glued to the ground or a coin embedded in concrete. Their expression is priceless as they go from the high of finding money to the low of never being g able to pocket it.

Poor Cooper. He was so sad when he got Jo-Jo’d by those Colombain coins embedded in concrete on the walkway in Communa 13.

Jo-Jo’d by anonymous March 6, 2025

Jo Joy 

A beast of cave dwelling nature. Her hatred for everything, despite her perfection, infuriates 'the Long One' and causes her to smash the Jo Joy specimen with the swivelly chair of the study room.
She is often found in dark corners, muttering and rocking but can be coaxed into some basic forms of social interaction by offering gifts of mars bars and cheesy Doritos.

-I'm so shit at everything, despite being so beautiful, intelligent and popular. I hate everyone.
- Someone's being a Jo Joy...

Jo Joy by TheLongOne November 9, 2011

pickled Jo-Jo 

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*

So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's

pickled Jo-Jo by Carl Sanchez February 8, 2008

Jo Johnson 

Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him

Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson

Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance

Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson

Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*

Jo Johnson by Maugh October 12, 2021

jo-johns 

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

jo-johns by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

jo jorgensen 

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week

Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.

jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020

Jo-job 

When your girlfriend named Joanna give you a blow job

"Hoping to get one of those world famous Jo-jobs tonight if you know what I mean"

Jo-job by Grillzman March 7, 2015