When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.
Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"
by Horizonborne May 25, 2018

Mr. Chi City, in advance i would like to say no homo. first you should put two oz. of your own jizzum in the ticket, then let four of your freinds also put their jizzum in the ticket. At this point you have a five person jizzum sandwich. then let someone eat the jizzum sandwich.
by talzaietycodythompson July 28, 2009

After sex the woman holds the jizz in. Then once in the bath releases the jzz into her bath thus bathing in jizz= jizzum bath , soft skin 👌🏼
by Wanielle July 21, 2018

by Ass Jew 2 April 26, 2010

"Yo dude I just got the worst Jizzum Gizzum!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"
by GabyGaga June 6, 2014

by Todderthedude December 9, 2018

by dav davs June 30, 2022
