Jizzle

baby batter, goo, man milk, SPUNK!

she took a drink of my man milk.

by copernicus November 20, 2003

Jizzle

(n) Name given to a collection of bad porn

There's nothing better to watch than this jizzle?

by DeazyDaDude June 8, 2009

Jizzle

Hitting a glizzle with another man's glizzle, while one man is dressed like a woman.

"Want to come over? I'm having a jizzle party tonight. Don't forget to bring your glizzle!"
"Who's going to bring the wigs?"
"Um...You?"
"Umm...Sure? Does your girlfriend have any?"
"No way! I don't let her near anything to do with glizzles. She used a broom last time!"
"Ouch. But that's why I'm having a JIZZLE party!"

by JizzleParty June 16, 2008

jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum

"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

the jizzle

The Jizzle! Have you made a mess with your penis? Well- we have a solution! Introducing the jizzle, a new and innovative way clean clean up your jizz! Without leaving a trace. ;)

Jeremy! I'm sick of finding your jiz all over the house- so I bought you this! The jizzle. Now, have fun son.

by Face Fucka January 24, 2018