jinese

A person who is half Japanese and half Chinese.

Person 1: What nationality are you?
Person 2: I'm Jinese.

by SteveB August 23, 2004

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Get Jixed Up

the act of using a person up with a knife in call of duty

the dude tried to come up in my nook, get jixed up my son

by Cherokee 2007 March 20, 2009

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This name has only ever been found in an ancient Sumerian clay tablet, or at least we think it was this. Quite a bit of blood had congealed on the tablet, and it looked like someone had tried to burn it. Mind you, the blood would normally be quite unsightly in and of itself but some poor bugger seemed to have been tied to an obsidian sacrificial stone with the tablet on his chest, and we only found this stone in a sealed chamber. Current translations of the plaque on the chamber range from "Here lies the name of that being who shall be glorious beyond measure, but be careful for the glory of the name may be too much for the beholder." to "Your wife is a big respectful hippo whose dung-beetles may rule with ever-lasting flatulence", depending on subjective opinions of slight accents on the script. Personally, I find the second one rather doubtful if only because my wife isn't particularly big relative to the population mean (although in America, that's not saying much)."

1. Jivesh. Incidentally, I own a pretty upscale drug farm and we'll have a discount ready for you!
2. Jivesh. AAARRGRGRHRHGRHRH!! the second phrase has been postulated to mean "I would like to eat your foot!"

(see Pratchett, 1994) and "Wonderful weather we're having!", although only the Welsh seem to interpret it the second way

by disembowel_meself_honorably September 19, 2017

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Jivesville

(noun) 1. A villa where everything is black and white and all wives deserve a beating.
2. Where the Honeymooners rule supreme and the sight of a foot gives a man an erection.

"Bang, zoom, straight to the Jivesville general hospital, Alice!"

by Gangardo September 30, 2006

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jivesh

literally means "Lord of all living things" (in Sanskrit)
Expected that those carrying this name live up to this definition.
However, having multiple lords of living things is strange and problematic. There can only be one. If you're reading this as your name, and you know you didn't write it - be concerned for your safety. As we should all be. 🙂

"Hey Jivesh, have you met Jivesh?" "Wait, what? He's Jivesh?" "Yes, and I've found you." screaming that is suddenly cut off, followed by a this, perhaps of a body falling
"There can ONLY be one."

by tower-of-babel April 16, 2020

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