jisselle

Jisselle is the most beautiful, caring, most sweetest woman in the whole wide world. She’s smart and often helps everyone out whether or not she’s ok herself. Im lucky enough to have a Jisselle in my life. IAS+JMR=083019. Forever and always.

‘Who’s that sexy ass girl over there?’
‘That’s Jisselle, finest woman you’ll ever see!’

by Staks September 2, 2021

Getting Jissed

The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you

"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!"

"Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"

by intellect_eagle July 9, 2019

jissell

a real fucking piece of shit that makes fun of you for not doing your hw (fuck you jissell you bitch)

see that bitch over there?

she is such a jissell

by ching chong my cock is long November 11, 2019

Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

jisus

the real jesus, sorry to dissapoint all you jesus worshipers, but your'e following the wrong person. Jesus was just spelt wrong purposely by people who didn't know who he was.

Jisus came on a donkey too, but no one heard about that!

by Gebus May 27, 2004

jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011