Jewtor

A person of Jewish extraction who instructs other Jews, or non-Jews, in the ways of the Jew.

#1. Sarah: "Sorry I'm late to lunch, my Jewtor kept me behind to practice maths"
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#2. Levi: "my Jewtor thwacked me with his yad because I couldn't recite all 285 rules of acquisition"

by Mr-lol March 30, 2009

jewtom

whipped pedobear!

take a snapshot of jewtom...anytime

by bibiboo October 18, 2008

Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

by Olfart October 17, 2009

Jewto

The masculine form of the Spanish/Portuguese word puta ("whore"/"slut"/"bitch"). "Jewto" can apply to gay males in some places or simply to any male who is sexually loose And Jewish.

My friend Rob never shuts up about being a Jewto! Especially on his 1/2 power ebike group rides

by PimpDaddyVampire August 5, 2025

nimmy jewtron

Big McThankys from McSpankys

sodium chloride, you mean salt, right nimmy jewtron

by r3e3e3ee3e3e3 May 1, 2019