Jewnius

A very smart Jewish person, or a "jewish genius." Usually used to describe a jewish person sarcastically when they are being less than intelligent.

Jeremy is a jewnius for taking a shot on his own basket.

Jillian is a jewnius for taking that much adderall.

by francis4thewin October 26, 2009

Jennigger

A super-awesome girl named Jennifer who knows how to roll a blunt and kick back in style. She is very cute and has huge tits.

Everyone respects the cool vibes of Jennigger.

by smokerider June 7, 2011

jewiger

A Jewish nigger. A jewish person who likes to act like a nigger. Person who has ghetto upbringing with a hint of jewish culture. Likes to listen to NWA, Ice-T, and many other 90's rap songs. Acts in a way that covers or mixes his or her orthodox, non-reform, jewish style of life so he may gain popularity at a social gathering. Although unlikely that a Jew could have such low-class upbringing, there are exceptions where parents may be adopters or interracially married.

Jewiggers like to buy "bling", or accessories for their bodies, where baggy clothing, take advantage of their wealthy/frugal lifestyles in order to buy cars with custom rims and other excesses. Some may carry around a torah to epitomize their existence for the lord of Israel and the torah's words.

"The torah and niggers with attitude kept me alive, ma bitches! Imma representing my families in Brooklyn, and a shout out to O.G. Reube." - A Brooklyner sporting Sean John hookups, a gold chain, a stud earing, and a trucker hat."

Jerry Rosenbaum is a jewigger. He was born to a African jew and an Japanese descendant of Hiroito. Friends at his lower-Manhattan jewish parochial school call him Funkmaster Roseizzle because of his unbelievable freestyling skills and a swauve demeanor that attracts girls, and wards off insurance salesmen.

They also think Rosenbaum, or Roseizzle, could be the next Corporate Executive Officer of NBC, or Tha' Row, should he take down Suge Knight.

by ahab_is_always_right September 8, 2005

jewngle fever

"Jewngle Fever" Is the term given to the ironic turn of events where an african-american (or a member of another group of people) finds him or herself attracted to those of the Jewish persuasion.

Christine is racially ambiguous and living in Brooklyn. She stares in admiration at every man walking down the street with a wool suit, long beard and a yarmulka. Christine has jewngle fever. (and this is a good thing)

by nwg5004 July 29, 2011

jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008

jerniganned

When a black girl puts a white guy on waivers for being overweight and too talkative.

I thought after all the grape soda and menthol cigs we smoked together she was digging me and the next thing I know I got jerniganned; boy I thought we were clicking.

by vanillatwirl January 15, 2009

Jewniform

1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.

Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...

by Scott219 June 22, 2006