Jelling

To be chronically sitting or lying around uselessly. Too tired to do anything.

Johnny has been jelling all day

by storksy November 16, 2010

Jewing it up

The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.

Example 1:

Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?

Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"

Tommy Kiole: Alright.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!

Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!

(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)

Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.

Example 2:

Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?

Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?

Brianne: What are you talking about?

Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"

by Jew Burner 666 May 9, 2013

jewing around

When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch

Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt

by That messedup April 23, 2018

jenling

A word used to describe humans who own a minimum of 3 houses and 3 cars. Since 1996, many rich parents have name heir "Jenling" in hopes that they will grow up being bimbotic and tanned. This word can also be used to describe people who have a fetish for Four Fingers Crispy Chicken.

Can you don't be as retarded as Jenling?
You eat so much Four Fingers you're like a Jenling.

by Runflygrabland June 19, 2014

Jerling junior high

Do you like depression? What about homework? Welcome to Jerling!

“Oh, you go to Jerling Junior High? Isn’t that the one school with the crazy teachers that keep getting fired and that gets a new principal every two years?”

“How many teachers that used to work at Jerling are now sex offenders? Is it 3 or 4?”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

jelling

jersey slang ACTUALLY means to be cracking on someone or make jokes on them basically

"yo ___ you ugly sl 😭"
"you stay jelling knowin you really ugly sl"

by luvinglosertea October 31, 2022

Jelling

verb. When a group of people are working together really well. They know how each other function and work.

In order to win the game, the girls had to start practicing 3 weeks before in order to

start jelling.

by G Loeffler April 11, 2017