Jeweler

"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.

Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.

by King Kief February 28, 2014

Jewper Mario

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewbert

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

by Charter Smith May 21, 2006

Jewperior

A Jewish person of superior Jewish standing, in that particular Jewish Community.

You can't tell me what to do, I'm Jewperior, I have Jewperiority.

I'm Jewperior, so I will be lighting the sabbath candles.

by The Jewperior August 23, 2011

jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

Jewberg

Reference for one of jewish decent. Particularly used when the persons last name ends in -berg. Which is a good portion of the time.

Anybody seen John? Yo, jewberg, where you hidin'?

by flabimus prime May 7, 2009

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006