Jewbaru

(1) Any car driven by a Jew. (2)A form of transportation that is extremely fuel efficient, low cost, and maintenance free. Consider Toyota, Honda, Subaru. Often the secondary vehicle of a Jewru

"He just took out that deer with his car, or should I say Jewbaru"

by sensimelio June 25, 2008

Jedwarb

HELLO YES OK!
Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....

Me: Hey, I am a Jedwarb haha....
UglyAssBitch: What Is a Jedwarb?
Me: Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....
UglyAssBitch: I am so sorry! Forgive me, for I have sinned against the Jedwarbians!

by CaitlynDaGoat July 9, 2020

Jewdrain

Someone who airballs every FUCKING shot and layup

You such a jewdrain, stop shooting and turning it over you dumb jewdrain

by Stopairballing November 3, 2020

Jedward

The blended word formed from the Xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, John and Edward Grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.

1. I love Jedward! Jedward to win, dude!

2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.

by MCLIVV December 13, 2009

Jewtard

Essentially, a jewish retard.

However a jew's body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

A jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

Air : Lots of it, explains the big nose.
Money.
Jew Gold

Essentially a Jewtard is just a Jew who doesn't have one of those.

A poor Jew is a Jewtard
A Jew with a small nose is a Jewtard
A Jew hoe doesn't have his gold, is a Jewtard.

by Noobowners May 10, 2010

Jedwardian

**For those who don't know Jedward (John + Edward Grimes), they are Irish twins competing in the X Factor 2009. They were loathed by the masses in the beginning but now have a rather large following.**

Jedwardian simply means a follower of the hilarious, marvellously talented duo. He's John, he's Edward and together they're John and Edward! Ha.. classic..

''Dude, I used to hate those guys but ya know what?''

''What?''

''I've been converted to Jedwardianism.. I am now Jedwardian!''

by uber-meganums November 14, 2009

Jedward

The Irish twins, also known as John and Edward Grimes, are famous because of their fabulous quiffs, dazzling personalities and their ability to turn tedious, lacklustre “music” into unbelievably heartening, classy Pop. The 18 year old boys are uniting people and nations as we speak, and they have an endless number of followers, all of which find themselves with an inescapable form of Obsessive Jedward Disorder, resulting in wondering off topic when speaking; the use of the word ‘deadly’ a lot more often and the uncontrollable need for cereal. Jedward have many nicknames, including ‘Jedders’, ‘The Jed’ and ‘Eddie and JJ’. Also, if you hear someone using the words ‘hottest boys on the planet’, they are most probably talking about the twins.

Nothing can beat the unstoppable force that is Jedward.

Girl No.1: "Woww, i just met the most perfect guy in the world!"
Girl No.2: "Omg, you met a Jedward?!"

by ChasingGeorge February 4, 2010