jewban

Someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.

Boy 1: That kid over there looks jewish
Boy 2: No, he looks cuban
Boy 3: Yeah, he's a jewban

by SoftBoner December 28, 2008

jewmas

What jews do when the rest of the world celebrates christmas:

1. go to the movies
2. go to a chinese restaurant

why? these are the only places open!

Jewmas this year will be <i>Night of the Living Dead</i>, <i>Death Bed: The Bed That Eats</i>, <i>Bad Santa</i>, and then dinner at Hou Long.

by backfisch December 20, 2004

jewmanji

A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.

"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"

by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

Jewrangutan

A jewish person who resembles an ape. a combination of Jew, and Orangutan

Person 1: Look at that jew, he looks like an ape!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Jewrangutan.

by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 18, 2008

jewment

(juu-mint)
–noun
1. a remark, observation, or criticism or a jew(s.)
2. gossip; talk of a(the) jew(s.)
3. a criticism or interpretation, often by implication or suggestion in regards to a(the) jew(s.)
4. a note in explanation, expansion, or criticism of a passage in a book, article, or the like written about a(the) jew(s.)
5. explanatory or critical matter added to a text with a(the) jew(s) as subject.

–verb (used without object)
7. to make remarks, observations, or criticisms of a(the) jew(s)
8. to write explanatory or critical notes upon a text of a(the) jew(s.)

Origin:

Early 21st century. One called 'Eri' spawned the word.

You- "Hey man, you got a light?"

Jew- "Yea, here!"

You- "Oh damn, your a life saver! If i were religious, i'd have to say your the SECOND jew to have saved me."

:akward pause:

You- "Ah damn, don't call the EOO for my jewment please."

by thekevineri October 26, 2009

Jewanne

Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.

Dang Jewanne keeps dropping trees on me, he is just too good.

by Hohafungame April 25, 2020

Jewmama

A slur directed at jews. To be said by jews ONLY.

Jenny is so jewmama.

by Chef Chaon June 1, 2022