A JETSON

An insult you call someone who is retarded piece of shit who actually ate a wet Jetson knowing what it is. they are often extremely smelly because they don't shower.

"Oi that guy looks like a Jetson don't you think?" "Yeah I have heard rumours that someone put a wet Jetson in the fridge and he actually ate it!" "SERIOUSLY that's fucked!"

by Dr P phile October 24, 2019

Higher Than The Jetson’s

The act of being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you have reached outer space or another dimension; Cartoonishly Stoned on marijuana or marijuana products; When you are so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you actually believe that you are in outer space and the car you are in is a space buggy; When you are so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana products, that you have forgotten where you are, what you were or were not supposed to be doing, and every 5 minutes you “where in the fuck are we?”

See: Hangin Wit Da Moon; and Higher Than Giraffe Pussy

“Where the fuck are we? I’m higher than the Jetson’s right now.”

“Roll another blunt, let’s get Higher Than The Jetson’s.”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 12, 2020

Jettsen

A 'Jettsen' is a guy who is on one extreme or another. Someone can only ever really like, or really hate, a Jettsen. Jettsens are usually inclined to pursue only one activity, be it athletics, band, choir, etc. A Jettsen is a good friend, if you can get through the long process of getting to know him.

'Did you meet that new kid?'
'Yeah. He started jabbering about video games.'
'Man, what a Jettsen'.

by MynameisSyler July 13, 2010

Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

Jetsonic

in the now old-fashioned style of the future as envisioned in the 1950's and 1960's, when it was assumed that all problems would be conquered by science by now, that we would live to 125, travel in personal spaceships, have robotic servants, and that Mom would prepare dinner in pill form with the touch of a finger in her space kitchen.

The old Star Trek episodes have a distinctly Jetsonic feel to them today.

That big concrete icon at LAX looks Jetsonic now.

by Yaybob January 3, 2008

jettison

1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.

"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"

"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"

by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003

jetsonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to racist white boys who think gum is too spicy

I think im a jetsonsexual, i got a boner when my friend said his yoghurt had a little zing to it.

by The knee grows June 17, 2022