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jersey shore by bondzoo January 13, 2010
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Jersey Shore Fisting
The act of inserting one's fist into another one's anus or vagina, and fist pumping like Pauly D, Mike, Vinny, or Ron off of MTV's hit reality show "Jersey Shore".
Jack: "You have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"
Ryan: "Hell yeahh! That girl loved it when I was Jersey Shore Fisting her!"
Jersey Shore Fisting by Undeader25 October 27, 2010
jersey shore
Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!
Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.
Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.
This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.
Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.
5 minutes later...
*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*
And next morning...
*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.
Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?
Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.
5 minutes later...
*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*
And next morning...
*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.
Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?
jersey shore by Alex4315 September 7, 2012
Jersey shore
Jersey shore by M-easy July 5, 2003
Jersey Shore
The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
Jersey Shore by Movie And Game Reviewers June 1, 2010
Jersey Shore
A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.
John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....
Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!
Peter: What the hell are you talking about?
John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!
Jersey Shore by Patiodude April 13, 2011
Jersey shore
One of the dumbest shows on MTV. The women are catty bitchy shrews that aren't even attractive, and the guys are all wannabe macho men who suffer from penis envy. Do yourself a favor and watch something else, 'cause this is crap.
I watched about 10 minutes of Jersey shore last night before changing the channel in disgust. What a bunch of crap.
Jersey shore by Metalhead83 October 30, 2011