Jerk

1. An insult usually exercised by kids under the age of 8. Anyone who uses it over the age of 10 is probably socially awkward

2. to move suddenly, usually happens when you see something nasty or odd.

3. To masturbate or rub your penis in a rough, but pleasurable seductive fashion. The opposite sex can take part in it too making it feel 10 times better. Usually used in the context: jerk off.

1. "You're such a jerk Watson!"

2. He jerked back when he saw a picture of a vagina that was herpes-encrusted

3. His lady friend jerked him off real hard in his apartment, he moaned with pleasure as she caught his cum in her mouth.

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

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an irredeemably lascivious sphincter and a dastardly, all-defiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.

Person 1: Leslie is so fucking stupid and neurotic.
Person 2: Yeah, shes a total jerk.

by Tovarish November 20, 2017

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1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products

She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another

by pickle breath September 18, 2009

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