Ad Jerking

When you can't find good porn so you start watching the ads next to the video.

I couldn't find good porn on any site today without blowing my money, so then I started Ad Jerking.

by Extra Vitamins March 31, 2015

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014