jenk

crazy, wacky.

aiden: yo jamal, did you hear about that stupid woman who accidentally had a bear eat off her daughters fingers?

jamal: WUT? that's jenk yo

by jimsfgggggg September 30, 2012

jenk

Unfair or unlawful, not cool.

Man, we had a wicked hard pop quiz, that is so jenk.

by Rei September 15, 2004

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 3, 2004

jenk

pieced together, made to work, but with incongruous parts.

This jenk bike gets me around ok.

by justjenk December 12, 2008

jenk

broken, non-functional, or functional in only a limited capacity.

My computer is so Jenk - it keeps disconnecting.

by Nathan Comstock September 8, 2008

jenks

The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.

"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"

"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."

by havemrc May 20, 2013

Jenks

a pseudonym for

1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)

"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"

"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."

by Bigsir 44 April 11, 2010