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Jenson

Amazing, Smart, Beautiful, Gets every girl, Left Right & Center, Part of Stick Gang.
Sexy.
Hey Man UR a Jenson?
by JennyWennyHenny November 4, 2019
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Jemison Alabama

A very small redneck town in Alabama. Where there are absolutely no attractions, restaurants (other than McDonald’s), or any type of entertainment. Local teenagers hang out in “The Pig” parking lot, the “Old Town” of Jemison, or at bonfires located in the middle of nowhere. Most fun activities consist underage drinking, vaping, or hookups.
Hey y’all, you wanna go to Jemison Alabama late tonight?
by JHSkid123 December 30, 2020
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Jemison High School

Where the cycle of misfits for generations to come live on. Only at Jemison High School can you be a head coach and drink with your players on the weekends. Where every male student’s career path is Alabama Power. During class breaks you can go to the boys restroom and hit your juul and pass it to your friends. Where the pageant queen runner ups find their high school sweet heart. The only parking lot around where you can drive through, fish and skip rocks.
The Best High School in AMERICA=Jemison High School
by thatmexican7 March 10, 2021
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Jenson Button

Another name for one's asshole.
The Police warden found the bag of heroin inside the inmates Jenson Button.
by TheMightySpoon October 28, 2019
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reverse jenson

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.
by highest paid CO February 23, 2011
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Jenson

The coolest guy in the whole world. When Jenson walks in the club his dick becomes a magnet to all of the girls. There is always someone on his dick.
I wish I could be jenson girls literally fly towards his dick
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Jeison

Jeison is so cool! He is my best friend.
by WheresJeison August 27, 2019
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