Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

jeretard

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:

*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.

by justard October 18, 2010

JoeTard

A liberal who voted for joe biden. Not realizing that if you support joe biden. You support his actions past and present. Labeling yourself as a racist , classist , dishonest , pedophile .

Linda : “ Katie I have bad news... my husband voted for joe biden!”.
Katie: “ you did catch him in your closet wearing your wedding dress .... I’m not surprised!”.

Linda: “what a joetard.”.

by Bromite123 November 25, 2020

jeegar

a nickname me and my sister call eachother. originated from jigguhboo, but we have this thing to change names to a weird way of typing.

twipps: jeegar! where are you?
denise: bussin' it back home =)

by twippany March 20, 2005

Jewtard

Combination of "Jew" and "Retard". Horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.

Matt, you're such a jewtard.
Matt is so jewtarded.

by TheDuece June 15, 2008

Joetard

1. (n) an extremely retarded person.

2. anyone who uses the word "Joe" to refer to other people, whether they are named Joe or not.

3. anyone from Quincy, IL.

"Hey Joe, what you fin to do to today"
"My name isn't Joe, and quit talking like that, you sound like a joetard."

"Hey fam, Gucci went hard on that new track, Joe"
"Listen to that guy, what a Joetard"

by Tito89 August 5, 2010

Jetarian

A baseball swing that is pulled "inside", either inside left or outside left, depending on the batter's position, that causes balls to travel far with velocity and typically to the opposite side of the field, named after Derek Jeter's signature swing.

Jeter's classic Jetarian swing pulled that ball into the opposite field for a stand-up double.

by foxthechicken July 5, 2012