Anam Javed

A Pakistani girl living in Melbourne who is kind and intelligent, and gorgeous too, but does not know it.

I wish she was as cool yet humble as Anam Javed.

by hoolahoop123 January 09, 2014

Javed(V)

Brookes bf

People don’t know, but they both secretly like each other 😉

Me:Wait who’s brookes bf again?
Person 1: Javed obvi

Person 2: wait who?
Person 1: V, but 🤫

Person 2: LMFAOO alr !*goes to tell their friends about Javed(V)*

by Monalisa111444 February 05, 2023

Jave.

The combining of the first names Dave and Jay

Dave took a day off from work and was replaced for the day by another worker named Jay. When Dave returned to work the next day his “friend” started calling him Jave.

by March 25, 2021

Jave

To forcefully remove/get rid of

I javed my ex from the house

by Hghdhdhs March 05, 2017

Jave

A name that a crazy women made up and named her child

Hello my son's name is Jave

by White_Rabbit723 September 06, 2017

Jave dog

Act of shitting on people while on top of a building for sport.

Listen here owl I’m the best jave dogger in town.

by Jave dog April 21, 2020

Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt May 13, 2018