jauregui

an amazing last name of a wonderful set of people.

omg! there are the jaureguis!

by Lizzieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 6, 2009

Lauren Jauregui

Absolute perfection. Voice of a goddess and funny as fuck.Don’t get close she will in fact turn you gay or make you question your sexuality

“Hi I’m lauren Jauregui”
“I’m gay now”

by Greasy ear October 20, 2019

Jauregue Bewilderment

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.

Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.

by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018

jaundy

Derrogatory term for a person with very yellow skin caused by jaundice.

"Eww, that girl looks jaundy!"
"Don't look at me you jaundy"
"Nah he got some jaundy fingers right there!"

by Gatewayfence June 5, 2023

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

lauren jauregui

the finest piece of ass there is

hey lauren jauregui , damn mami you got a nice ass

by emma is eww July 23, 2019

Jaunna

She is an amazing person.She seems like that mean person but mostly sweet as candy. She laughs so much usually it’s not even funny. She is that type of friend you’ll have a deep conversation with at 2 a.m. Jaunna’s are so freaking Gorgeous but sometimes dirty. She is very intelligent and a great listener. If you know a Jaunna your quite a lucky person

Jaunna is the smartest kid in our class.

by Jaunna November 19, 2017