Japanese Rain Goggles

What I gave your mom last night.

Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

by Member 248791 October 20, 2016

Japanese Rain Goggles

Something made-up to explain that Japan has many weird inventions and to say that Japan is just a weird country overall

Jacob,thats a dumb idea.Like,Japanese rain goggles dumb.

by Magical Unicorn Bitches November 21, 2016

Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

by C. Harper November 24, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

Specially designed goggles originating from Japan that allow the user to enjoy Golden Showers, Muddy Buddy and other such acts. They are also surprisingly useful for navigating through the annals of Urban Dictionary.

Lads, grab your Japanese Rain Goggles, we're going to Shinjuku.

Properly pronounced Japanese Rain Goggrssssss

by YaMumisYaDad July 29, 2018

Japanese Rain Goggles

They’re goggles you put on for women that are squirters. While performing oral sex on certain women that love water sports in the bedroom.

Put your Japanese Rain Goggles on so that I don’t irritate your eyes when my vagina explodes in your face.

by Eye popper February 25, 2019

japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 24, 2010

japanese rain goggles

when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.

dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!

by your mom gave me japanese rain November 24, 2010