janed

When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.

"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"

by SoundDemon February 19, 2005

Janked

(Adj.)-Messed up, Wrong, Doesn't sound right

"Man, I heard that sydney is dumb.
Thats janked!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

Janked

Extremely screwed up, very messed up.

Guadolupe's life was janked after she had to go to summer school.

by THApkBEAST January 2, 2010

Janked

to be brutally raped by a 400 lbs. wild gorilla; To be owned in general

Man did you see that jankage in CS
Drew: yo white beezy, bo got janked the other day
Colin: man i knew dat mutha would get janked sum day yo

by Colin W. July 4, 2006

janked on

Late 70's through the 80's in South Georgia meaning to verbally wreck someone; to put someone down.

Chick: His dick was so small he thought he had two hairs til one of them peed!

Dude: Damn, you just janked on him hard core!

by sugarrae February 2, 2010

janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004