Jaiton

Jaiton is the best friend you've always wanted. He's kind, sporty, and always up for a talk. He is also absolutely the hottest guy around and is too modest about it.

Who is that hot guy?

Oh that's Jaiton!

by I hope to die September 3, 2018

Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

by semaca January 10, 2009

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Jamtop

1. The male medical marvel for reproduction and glee (aka penis/jaint)

2. Any unspecified noun.

3. An exclamation of joy or excitement.

4. Celebratory greeting.

Originated in the Northern Counties of Virginia.

1. Just the first date, I ain't trying to get her all up on my jamtop.

2. Can I borrow your jamtop, mines out!

3. Sega Genesis? JAMTOP!

4. Yo, wud up jamtop? Let's start this party with a bang!

by The Dynamic Duo 138 June 18, 2011

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016

jamison fawkes

A madman with an obsession with explosions. He is also a thief, and once stole the crown jeweles from England. He's basically a rip-off, more bad ass, johnny test.

Tracer: That Jamison Fawkes guy is insane....

by IAmTrash:D March 7, 2017

jamison crummel

hes cute all the girls drown for him dont matter if he just woke up or fresh girls will still drown for him and jamison will take your bitch RESPECTFULLY and he’ll make you fall in love in 2 seconds. jamison needs to say three words to get a girl to like him I Like You and girls will be in love and watch out cuz he’ll take ur bitch in 1 second and make a girl like him in 2 seconds but hes the cutest person you’ll ever meet and its easy for him to bag bitches and all the people adore him but nobody can get to his god level and people love him especially the girl and he’ll will still take your bitch and hes the goat PERIOT.

josh: i wonder how jamison crummel is so great
jeff: yea he so cool

by jamison crummel November 26, 2020