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Jamaican Bake

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to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother
by KCeasy October 15, 2009
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A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
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fake jamaican

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Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.
her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?
by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007
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Jamaican Truck Stop

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When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.
Did you hear what happened last week?

No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.

Oh shit!! No way!
by Billy ooo February 14, 2020
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Jamaican lamb's wool

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weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..
Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool
by yardobeef December 28, 2007
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Jamaican Relay

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The act of passing a joint whilst walking at brisk pace.
Boys, I think it's time for a Jamaican Relay.
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Jamaican Cigarette

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A marijuana blunt rolled thin and short to the relative size of a cigarette.
Vince: "Let's roll a blunt!"
Nate: "Okay, but I only have enough weed for a jamaican cigarette."
by Cornweezy January 3, 2011
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