1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
by salsero63 January 12, 2008
Get the jalapeño dick mug.When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017
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It's a traditionnal way of having sex between a man and a women. It refers to the situation where a guy put some chili peppers (jalapenos) on his member to add a spicy feeling to the sexual relation.
Here, feel that Jalapeener
by le yable December 16, 2008
Get the jalapeener mug.When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
by Billy Bob Goat II June 19, 2009
Get the Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake mug.The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
by BobDan May 1, 2014
Get the Jalapeño Bloodtrain mug.The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.
Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!
by Twish September 16, 2007
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