jalapeno monkey 

The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.

Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!

jalapeno monkey by Twish September 16, 2007

jalapeno business 

Can be used as a faster way to say "all up in your business" but is not recommend in public. Originated from the nosy pepper joke. However this joke is to be used as a last resort or used to stall somebody. Although one can sometimes get away with using this term regularly.

unfunny friend: What do you call a nosy pepper?
wise friend: ...jalapeno business
unfunny friend: ......danggg

hipster guy: do you think Stacy likes me?
hipster guy #2: yea, dude, she was jalapeno business yesterday
hipster guy: ..cant believe you just said that
or
hipster guy: oh alright, cool, thanks

jalapeno business by DefinitelyNotLawman April 24, 2011

Jalapenis 

The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.

"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."

Jalapenis by JMRY October 26, 2013

Jalapeno Bottle Cap

When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.

To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.

Jalapeno Bottle Cap by pepperpiper April 9, 2015

jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

jalapeno by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Jalapeno Tina 

When you go down on a girl and she puts jalapenos in her vag to make it spicy.

I was throat deep in a jalapeno tina last night and it made my eyes water.

Jalapeno Tina by TnASS T. July 7, 2010

jalapeno hot popper 

When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female

God last night i gave myself a jalapeno hot popper. Im still hurting.

jalapeno hot popper by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015