Jake Pauler

Slang term for homosexual.

Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!

by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019

Jake Webber

An amazing guy with a smile that brights up the whole world in a second.

Jake Webber is so cute

by Jake Webber Fan April 11, 2019

jake english

A precious character from Homestuck that did nothing wrong. Also ex boyfriend of Dirk Strider.

Jake English did nothing wrong.

by The Voice of Night Vale May 1, 2016

Jakeism

The act of receiving highly insightful, logic based, philosophical knowledge that causes you to grasp and comprehend your inner components of self-consciousness.

I was having a mental breakdown and they laid out one of their jakeisms causing me a breakthrough that completely changed my life.

by Apexman September 1, 2017

Jake Webber

Known for his vines and being Elton’s replacement in the Trap House. His brand is called ‘No Name’ but clearly he has a name, it’s Jake... from State Farm... at 3AM (I’m sorry I had to do that last part)

Fan: Hey have you heard of Jake Webber?
Obsessive Fan: Sorry I only know No Name

by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019

jake placed

To be put in a position of complete and utter fuckerdness by the incompetency of another.
Most commonly a tweaker habit.

Damn tweaker scum stole Kristi's shit! Ben's gonna be pissed, that's the second time this week she got jake placed!

by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

Jake Case

A Jake Case; a teenager who is usually looking somewhat stoned, and usually looks at least 20 years older than his other classmates.

Ohh man look at that guy, he's totally a Jake Case!

by Wolfie71953 March 10, 2013