Jackassedness

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

by swimmerooo February 20, 2011

Jackassery

(adv.) jackassery, actions befitting a jackass or herd of jackass,

Inflected Form(s): plural -er·ies
dubious moronic action (bufoonery): foolish action or behavior

The jackassery in Congress appears to have no bounds.

Despite all the jackassery in the office; Jim still was was able to get something done.

by JDF42 May 30, 2006

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Inbred Jackass

Somebody who says they'd do their relative if they weren't related to them.

Guy #1: "Dude, if she wasn't my cousin I'd totally bang her."

Guy #2: "Shut the hell up you inbred jackass!"

by Buranator April 2, 2009

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008

Jackassery

I, like many of you, have to spend a great deal of time on the job dealing with people that don't know their asses from a hole in the ground - you know, jackasses. Jackassery is the act/art of being a jackass; behaving in a manner that is completely nonsensical.

I have no time for this jackassery.

I am allergic to jackassery just like you are allergic to common sense, so it would be best if we kept our distance.

by Daisee99 March 4, 2010

Jackassity

The state or quality of being a jackass.

Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.

by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011