a. You. You are a jackhole. Yes you. To be sure, stand in front of a mirror stroking your dick while fingering your asshole and keep repeating...I am a jackhole, i am a jackhole. if nothing happens after 5 minutes, you might not be a jackhole, but if white juice sqirts out your penis cap, then yes, you are a jackhole.
b. a person who reads tardo crap like this. aka me. i'm a jackhole and nobody's a bigger jackhole than me.
b. a person who reads tardo crap like this. aka me. i'm a jackhole and nobody's a bigger jackhole than me.
That fuckin' tardo's penis cap's leaking juice all over my mom's new rug, he's a real fuckin jackhole.
by jamesofcleveland February 17, 2007
A combination of jackass and asshole, with an implied "ass".
Also a less vulgar insult used in mixed company.
Also a less vulgar insult used in mixed company.
by Nate Dogg December 30, 2005
Suck it out of my jackhole, ya cunt.
That guy is blabbing on and on about bullshit. He is such a jackhole.
That guy is blabbing on and on about bullshit. He is such a jackhole.
by Jonny B January 27, 2004
Def. 1: A simple yet clever combination of the words jackass and asshole without the ass. Mainly used by middle schoolers that fall into the hispanic race.
by MJRV21 April 13, 2009
When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
by I'm Done 888 April 6, 2011