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a. You. You are a jackhole. Yes you. To be sure, stand in front of a mirror stroking your dick while fingering your asshole and keep repeating...I am a jackhole, i am a jackhole. if nothing happens after 5 minutes, you might not be a jackhole, but if white juice sqirts out your penis cap, then yes, you are a jackhole.
b. a person who reads tardo crap like this. aka me. i'm a jackhole and nobody's a bigger jackhole than me.
That fuckin' tardo's penis cap's leaking juice all over my mom's new rug, he's a real fuckin jackhole.
by jamesofcleveland December 13, 2008
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A combination of jackass and asshole, with an implied "ass".

Also a less vulgar insult used in mixed company.
Hey, stop acting like a jackhole!
by Nate Dogg December 30, 2004
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Fucker quit being a jackhole!
by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002
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Suck it out of my jackhole, ya cunt.

That guy is blabbing on and on about bullshit. He is such a jackhole.
by Jonny B January 27, 2004
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Def. 1: A simple yet clever combination of the words jackass and asshole without the ass. Mainly used by middle schoolers that fall into the hispanic race.
Fuck, that jackhole can't even figure out what 2+2 is!
by MJRV21 April 12, 2009
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From the Latin "Jackholius Assimus." Someone that wastes your precious time. In Retail a customer that has no intention of buying. Best when doubled up as a verb and adjective.
Quit jackholing me and buy the damn car jackhole!
by Isellcars April 9, 2006
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JackAss+AssHole= JACKHOLE (In a way)

A jackhole is one who is immensely superior to a jackass or asshole but is still someone stupid enough to call a jackhole.
Wow, he isn't a jackass after all, wait for it...wait for it....
YOU JACKHOLE!
by Derrick Schelebo January 12, 2004
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