jack in the box

to masturbate in one's cubicle instead of working.

slave to the man #1: "Work sucks."
slave to the man #2: "At least we can still jack in the box."

by j-moné October 13, 2005

jack in the box

n. West-coast fast food chain. Your one-stop shop for E. coli and salmonella.

I ate at Jack In The Box for lunch, and an hour later, the highly caustic diarrhea had already melted my colon.

by Carl Willis July 23, 2006

jack-in-the-box

a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box

1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!

by analsexxx March 13, 2005

jack in the box

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's pussy. From "Box", britisjh slang for pussy. and jacking.. so to have "Jack in the box", is semen in the pussy

Hey you see that nasty chick in Cream pies #8?
Yeah, totally Jack in the Box

by lordonightmares December 12, 2006

Jack In The Box

When One Masterbates In A Box

Daniel Likes to Jack In The Box

by UAMarquez27 March 03, 2010

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 30, 2003

Jack In The Box

While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can

Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!

by Tyranize October 19, 2010