jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.

Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.

by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011

jableaur

The unbroken bond of brotherhood and family.

When my friend asked me what Jableaur meant, I told him it meant strength, brotherhood, and family

by jableaur September 22, 2017

Jabling My Jable

a family friendly way of telling someone that you are masturbating

omg man have u seen this gamer girl, im gonna jable my jable to her profile pic
ofc ive seen her man, ive already been jabling my jable to her

by Torvaltz Bobsterczech November 9, 2019

Jabbese, or Jabbesity

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.

A person who is four hundred pounds or more.

by Elyce May May 1, 2005

Jobless

When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do

Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep

by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021

Jobless Fuck

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009