Jabba the Hut

a character off of star wars, an immensely obese character who catches leia, ties her up and "tries" dirty things...none of which succeed b/c...he's so fucking fat. also a term used for huge lardous people.

kid #1: your girlfriend is such a jabba the hut.
kid #2: yeah...but i love her. but sometimes it's hard to fornicate.
kid #1: ...

by Kim L'Amour October 2, 2006

Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.

Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!

by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011

Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

Jabba the Slut

An obese tramp who looks like a clown due to too much makeup and hair dye.

She should invest in a nose job to attempt to look like the beastly version of her hot sister, instead of the Down Syndrome step-child.

At least now her husband has some titties to fuck. No doubt it's tighter in between them than both her ass and cunt combined.

If we could find that soiled beef curtain amongst her lard thighs, we would use it as a petri dish for all venereal diseases.

When the world needs a reminder of her, we'll stick motherfucking provolone in our socks at night, so they smell like her crotch in the morning.

Your body went from Princess Lay-ya to Jabba the Slut.

by I_Hate_Tami April 8, 2011

Jabba the Hut

A man or woman with many chins.

Damn, she's Jabba the Hut. She has no neck!

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

jabbapop

The tiny bit of semen that oozes out of your dick about 4 minutes after you ejaculate.

Gross, your ugly dick is jabbapop.

by Donny Jones IV April 23, 2008

Jabba the Hutting

Spending all day doing nothing but eating and rolling around until its time to eat some more.

Have you looked for a job yet or are you still Jabba the Hutting around the apartment.

by Geeda and Kito April 2, 2008