Jurassic Park

Correct way to spell Jurassic park, congrats!

Also a book (later transpired into a film trilogy) about a theme park with Dinosaurs.

Just be thankful you spelt it right.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurassic Park?

Guy 2: Isn't it Jurrassic Park?

Guy 1: I don't wanna know you anymore

by InstantActionHero April 14, 2007

Jurassic Pork

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.

Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.

by Furback August 21, 2009

jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

A film that causes more grown men to cry than the spongebob movie

Holy shit Jurassic World Fallen Kingdoms so sad I fuken cried when the fuken volcano melted the fuken dinosaurs alive.

by MagicMemekip September 2, 2018

Jurassic Park

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005

Jurassic Park

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.

That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.

by blazn123 December 10, 2009

jurassic park 2

The second installment in the Jurassic park franchise. Based off of the novel The lost world Jurassic park by Michael Criton. Better than the third movie

Jurassic park 2 is so much better than Jurassic park 3
yeah it is

by Jooooos March 23, 2017