JOAT

Jizzing-On-A-Tree

I saw Tuff Trey joating in the park

by UDBHH March 4, 2009

Jratchet

A sex position involving a black midget, a kitten, and a scottish bulldog. The female must spit on the midget's head until it is so lubed she forces it up her vagina. meanwhile, the female forces the kittens paw up the bulldog's butt.

Once the midget has removed his head from the female's vagina, he forces himself to throw up on the female's asshole, and shoves it all in. The female then forces herself to shit out the vomit and she eats it. Then, the female will swollow the midgets cum, throw it up, and force the kitten and bulldog to finish it. each step is critical.

Me and an old friend pulled a gnarley Jratchet last night and i still can't feel the lower half of my body.

by The exterminator6969 October 13, 2011

JROTC

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps.A class for high school students that like the military.

I'm in jrotc so I'm better than you!

by Strappon May 16, 2003

JROTC

JROTC (Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps) is a high school (middle school in some exceptions) program created in 1916 with the National Defense Act of 1916 in preparation of WWI. This program is used to teach students how to be exceptional leaders and learn certain skills which can help any who join in the future.

Typically, the program is stereotyped by liberals or far left wingers as a war machine made to brainwash kids into working for the US government. Typically, stereotyped by jocks/athletic students as a place for nerds or army roleplayers.

Left winger: 'Oh no! Another person being brainwashed by the war machine! DOWN WITH JROTC!' (Actual scenario happened at my old school.)

Informed student/JROTC Cadet: 'No. They're just learning actual skills for their future instead of picking up a sign and yelling.'
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Jock: 'HA! Nerds! JROTC is full of nerds!' (Incorrect. Plenty of 'jocks' have joined JROTC.)

Cadet: 'Not really. We're learning life skills.'

by Topranse April 19, 2018

JROTC

The mission of JROTC is to encourage young people to become better citizens. There's usually days for drill & ceremony, PT, uniform inspection, and academics. There are also teams that you choose to join after school such as Drill Team, Color Guard, Rifle Team, Raiders, etc. JROTC students are also usually in charge of flag detail (raising/lowering the US and state flag in front of the school) in the morning and afternoon. You get cords, ribbons, arches, and medals for joining teams, attending parades, getting good grades, etc. JROTC usually has a bunch of attractive, in-shape guys ;)

Kendra: Hey Jane, have you seen our battalion XO?
Jane: XO?
Kendra: Oh, right you're not in JROTC. Well, he's probably the hottest guy to ever walk the earth

by Karissa_Kane November 10, 2013

jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".

Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...

by Senator Assface October 6, 2007

JROTC

A Class where you are motivated to become a better citizen. While being surrounded by people that take it too seriously.

Are You going to join JROTC?

by A Very Very Random Guy May 21, 2018