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joywhore

A person who claims to be happy all the time; this person demonstrates this by continually sharing positive sayings and seeming to never admit that life sucks at times. This person can easily be identified on social media outlets such as Facebook or MySpace by all of the status updates or wall posts that are chock-full of ways describing how wonderful life in general or a certain person in their life is. This person will rarely laugh at sarcastic jokes and seems unable or unwilling to truly experience or empathize with human emotions that are not positive.

The origin of "joywhore" was the brain of a Veterinarian who envisioned harm coming to those who cannot admit to having a bad day. This feeling of wanting to harm a joywhore is common among people who can have good and bad days and are honest about it.
Jen: "I'm having a really tough time right now. It seems everything is out of control and I don't know what to do."

Jackie: "No worries! Just turn that frown upside down! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!"

Jen: *rolls her eyes and mentally thanks this joywhore for being useless*

ANOTHER...

Facebook status: "If you have (*insert selected person here*) who makes you laugh, who is always there for you, who shows you how wonderful life is, who brings sunshine into your life at all times, then post here."

*the joywhore posts these words on a regular basis*
by Jenthevet August 14, 2010
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Joyah

a loner in school, says she has friends but really doesn't, loves aesthetics. Is known to be emotional, and a crackhead and loves horror movies and paranormal/supernatural related topics, but is found to be a nice child
"Joyah is another copy of Giyuu Tomioka"
by Anon31495265 February 25, 2020
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JOMBH

Jack Off My Butt Hole, used as an inside joke and said in the presence of teachers, parents, adults without fear of being punished
"JOMBH" yelled Steve.
"Fuck you Steve!" said Bob.
"Bob that is a detention!" says Mr. Smith.
by Timbo Slice February 21, 2008
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joychou

1. a type of frog
2. a pro-bush person whos master is "pragay"
3. EEP! d;kfsaj;! OMG! IMA EAT YOU!! huhmana huhmanaa!
1. That joychou is so odd! Look at her hitting on that poor math dude! but that math dude is cool...

2. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGM JOYCHOU!

3. pragay > orange berry blast > bush > joychoufrog

=D muahahaha jk! joy pwns everyone except her master pragay
by pkothari October 30, 2003
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JobHunting

1. (n) Something you should probably be doing instead of reading this definition

2. (v) An time consuming and activity, usually done for the sole purpose of getting out ofyour mothers basement

3. (v) In rare cases, searching for jobs, unless being used in a conversation with your mother then it turns into code for "watching porn"

4. (n) A race for low level, underpaid employment, usually won by Mexican Immigrants.

5. (v) What Gary Coleman does on his weekend, often times at gas stations, with Mexicans
1. Mother: Pee Wee, youve been on you computer all day!

Pee Wee Herman: Umm, nothing mother, just jobhunting!

2. Man,Im so broke, I should probably go jobhunting.
by PeanutButter from Chicago March 31, 2009
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jobhair

A decendant of the infamous 'jubhair', or 'jewish bear'. With it's closely cut, yet ever glossy coat and stunning beauty, the jubhair is a national treasure situated in North London.
"Hey Jubhair last night I went speed-dating at a seafood buffet and pulled a mussel."
by Akshash June 6, 2004
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Joywhore

a person who spends time with people and uses pretentious behavior during specific periods of time for the purpose of having fun, and when that period is over, they change their behavior with said people
X goes with Y to a two day outdoors carnival, where they dance, have fun and participate in activities. Two days after that X and Y meet and X says "You know, those two days were fun, but I think we went a bit too far" implying that they will not go back to such behavior again

In such a case, X acted as a Joywhore
by BoredInJafet October 7, 2011
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