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no jordans by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009
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Michael Jordans
Michael Jordans by Perry April 7, 2004
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The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
chestnut jordans by Smellllllly December 14, 2008
Rollin' On Michael Jordans
Rollin' On Michael Jordans by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
Air Jordans
An over priced pair of shoes made by Asian kids and sold to ghetto trash and wanna-be ghetto trash in the US and elsewhere. Typically purchased by people who can't remotely afford them and so are willing to make sacrifices (such as not feeding their kids, selling food stamps, etc.) to obtain them.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
The possession of such footwear instills false feelings of superiority to those who don't have them, self worth, attractiveness and popularity. In all reality though, everyone knows the truth- you're just a moron who spent $180+ on a pair of shoes that you can't afford. The possession of these shoes has one annoying draw back- next month there is a new pair coming out that said moron has to get because the pair they just bought are now considered to be old.
Brian: Shi'thead over there just bought those new Air Jordans.
Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
Bob: Ah, no wonder his kids are begging for food in the streets.
Brian: They're already considered to be old. A new pair is coming out in two weeks so the whole miserable process will repeat itself here shortly.
Air Jordans by Chester B. Arthur May 31, 2009
Rollin on Jordans
Rollin on Jordans by Big Ray #69 January 22, 2004
Air Jordans
Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
Air Jordans by vT3x January 28, 2012