johnathon rodney

Name used to describe a joint/jrod there for meaning Johnathon Rodney

Smoke a Johnathon Rodney

by Mastersnoop November 6, 2017

Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.

I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere

by Creziz February 13, 2025

Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021

Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021