jinkles

Cum shavings or sprinkles on a person

That flamer has jinkles!

by Drew March 25, 2005

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008

Jinkees

A phrase often said by Velma from Scooby Doo when she discovers something important.

Jinkees, I've found a clue!

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

f5 Junkies

A person who constantly refreshes their email inbox just in case someone has emailed them in the last 2 seconds

No matter how much of an F5 junkie you are, he's not going to email you!

by rob heeney March 11, 2004

jack-off jenkies

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.

Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!

by Bwillo April 12, 2011

MN Junkies

The rowdiest bunch of high school sports fans ever! MN is short for Middletown North, which is in Middletown, NJ. The Junkies go to all North games, especially the ice hockey and soccer games. Also, the Junkies chant throughout the whole game, which pisses off the other fans and the other team. Our signature chant is when the other team gets scored on, we chant "You're beat!"

When Middletown North scored a goal on Middletown South, the MN Junkies went crazy and chanted "YOU'RE BEAT!"

by Scone January 30, 2005

Arctic Junkies

Overly defensive (and scarily so) acolytes at the altar of that grating, banal band that we're told we must like on pain of death, The Arctic Monkeys.

"You're an idiot because you don't like The Arctic Monkeys, and I say so as a fan of The Arctic Monkeys so therefore I'm right", and other such bilge from the mouths/keyboards of Arctic Junkies.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007