jimmer (jimma)

A derogatory term for a Caucasian landowning male.

Bill Clinton is my mother fucking jimmer (jimma)

by Sir Benzington January 4, 2012

Jimjar

A mishearing of the word rim job and used in place of it.

I will jimjar you until you cry

by countryfriedchicken86 January 15, 2009

Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.

Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.

by AgingGothMom January 2, 2009

Jimlan

Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.

Your So Jimlan! That was an amazing trick! dope!

by Severe traumanizer January 20, 2011

jimpiable

Having the ability, capability, or power to force me to Jizz In My Pants.

My team winning the championship is jimpiable.

by Manfridge January 13, 2009

Jimale

Jimale is a boy name originally from Africa and it mean handsome

Jimale is destined to be handsome in the future

by Real ghetto September 8, 2019

Jampaloon

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food

Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets

by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020