JFK

Aside from the president, this name is commonly know amongst dance punk/electro lovers. All because of Jesse Frederick Keeler, former bassplayer of Death from Above 1979 and currently one of the two DJ's in the DJduo MSTRKRFT.

1#: "Dude, this rocks, what is it?"
2#: "Death from Above 1979..."
1#: "Definitely want to see them perform live"
2#: "Too bad they broke up long ago"
1#: "Why!"
2#: "The bassplayer, JFK, seemed to have serieus arguements with drummer Seb..."
1#: "Too bad..."

by GraingerIV February 18, 2009

JFK

A Starbucks Coffee with 3 shots. One shot is a Red Eye; 2 shots is a Black Eye; 3 shots is a JFK because its the 3rd shot that will kill you!

I was so jacked on caffeine after that JFK, i thought my head was going to explode!

by jdohmc December 10, 2009

JFK

just fucking kidding

You hear that Rick's wife gave him back the house?
No!
JFK!

by Curt Custer October 28, 2003

JFK

A JFK is getting your head "blown" while driving in a car.

Analogy: Roadhead

Yo Rich, I couldn't answer the phone because Latoya was givin' me some JFK!

Possible cellphone greeting: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I am busy getting a JFK. Please leave a message after the load.

by BBT0101 April 02, 2008

JFK

When a married Hindu lady is blowing your trumpet and you take a step back just as you're about to bless her with you magic sauce. As you step back you aim right at her Bindi as if you're a sniper assassinating her with a headshot.

Friend 1: I heard Jack's Hindu girlfriend broke up with him.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's because he almost blinded her by failing to execute a proper JFK.
Friend 1: Pfft, rookie.

by RhinoIV November 03, 2019

The JFK

The JFK is when you get oral and your about to nut and you shoot it in her face in the top left corner.

Hey baby what to do the JFK?

by Steve harvy Oswald February 18, 2020

JFK

The act of penetrating your partner doggy-style, then right before you are about to cum, you pull out, tell your partner to turn and face you, only to have your buddy who is masturbating in the closet jump out and bust on her face, similar to the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Hey if your not busy later, I think i know this slut who would totally love a good JFK.

by Ebomb April 10, 2006