booger jerky

a hard booger that is stuck to the inside your nose that is dried up. Resembles a mini slice of bacon. booger style.

after taking allergy medicine my head was all dried up. I picked my nose and pulled out a some booger jerky.

by analbiscuit June 04, 2009

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 02, 2023

birth jerky

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.

Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.

by TayWill February 11, 2019

Foot Jerky

The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.

"Look at this strip of dead skin from my heel! Mmmmm, foot jerky!"

by Sinnerviewer February 15, 2012

Beef Jerky

An ultimately great dried meat snack for awesomely-delicious taste!

Guy 1: Hey you want some Beef Jerky

Guy 2: GIVE ME NOW!

by Mrtacoman November 25, 2011

Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.

Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!

by Ju ju man March 04, 2010

Brief Jerky

A slang term for yo penis.

O man, you hit me right in the brief jerky!

Get yo brief jerky out my bitch!

by Casey Whitmer August 07, 2008