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In my experience, JAS MUST stand for "Jupiter and Saturn", as this persons expanding waste-line can only be measured in this way. An irritating twat of a co-worker whos lazy antics are ignored as he is such a salad tosser. A pervert and a nonce who disgusts all around him with his suggestions of his thong wearing habits. Great fun to work with......
Secretary: "JAS has just come in"
Paul: "Is he with USM, AP, PL or DC?"
Secretary: "Yes, hes with PL"
Paul: "Is he walking, or is he hanging out of PL's ass again?!?!"
Secretary: "Hes walking and telling him about his red thong!"
by Macster007 December 7, 2006
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Another way of saying "yes" in response to a question
Friend: Are you coming to the movies tonight?
You: Jás.
by swagmoneyplaya April 8, 2015
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Super edgy. Probably has a crush on a Oliver. The wild Oliver will probably say no and the super edgy Jas will be triggered and will but and item of clothing that belongs to the wild Oliver in the bin you may want to die after nesting it. But is very nice
Look a wild Jas
by Kylobobbavader July 27, 2018
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is fat and normally in love with (girls) with long black hair, middle eastern culture and and are currently engaged in a physical relationship. usually starting with the letter Y
(jas) will never stop loving Yara i will score her like i score a goal
by yourmum7776 August 27, 2019
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woah is that JAS?
by coolbeaners July 1, 2020
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A Jas is when you get emotional over many circumstances and situations.
“Yes I have changed!” I just had a Jas moment
by turkphd July 3, 2020
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A fake ass person, nigga, or bitch. Existence is to act hood as shit and be fake.
Person 1: Woah you remind me of Jas
Person 2: What's Jas?
Person 1: A fake ass muthafucka
by AssholePatrol April 11, 2017
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