IXL

Hell and cancer having a child during math class

my son killed himself because of fucking ixl

by UPISNOTJUMP :/ June 10, 2020

IXL

a stupid website made by a braindead person (aka: paul mishkin) which causes 100% of all suicides. It is the leading death of children 6 and up. It rigs everything from questions to point system

Kid 1: goes to school
Kid 2: hey, why are you bald?
Kid 1: I was doing IXL
Kid 2: Oh yeah, Paul Mishkin is a bitch

by Ultimateidk November 10, 2020

IXL

if you actually play it in your free time you are an insane stupid bitch and you have no friends

boy 1: i do ixl in my free time
boy 2: are you fucking insane

by truesigmamale January 07, 2022

ixl

The most fucked up stupid-ass website where it feels like you are studying Calculus in Pre-K. Your parents and teachers force you to do this bullshit and it promotes ideas of questioning life, suicidal thoughts, depression, and emotional damage.

Paul Mishkin: Bro I am the best person in the world because I created IXL
The millions of people who went emo because of this and are about to start WWIII: B#tc! you gon' die ☠️

by JeemboJeembo March 03, 2023

IXL

Ixl.com is a website where it technically torture's kids into some shitty questions and when they answer it wrong their so called "points" gets set back 3-10 points. It is the shittiest website i've come across. its a total waste of money. if you tell your children to do ixl and you find out they have depression, the only person to blame is yourself for being so stupid and wasting money on this absolutely SHITTY website. IM FUCKING FORCED TO DO THIS DURING SUMMER!!!

God "your not allowed here"

Parents "why not"

God "because you forced your kids to do ixl"

by karmacominyourway June 09, 2021

IXL

A STUPID ASS WEBITE THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER AND WANT TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WITH ITS STUPID POINT SYSTEM! AND THE CREATOR OF IXL SHOULD GO TO HELL!

kid: i hate ixl its stupid math problems suck!
kid 2: i know, right?

by luke55luke December 22, 2021

IXL

An assignment that "THAT" Teacher a signed to make you scared that your grade will go down when really it just makes you want to pull your hair out when you get a question wrong

"Dude how do you already have grey hair"

"My teacher assigned us ixl"

"Rip dude"

by Klance_is_canon_king March 29, 2019