A voluntary tax levied on people who don't understand probability. It usually takes the form of lottery tickets.
by Grant to the B February 20, 2008
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Get the bumbling idiot mug.A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.
Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*
by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014
Get the Noble idiot mug.The group of six British actors who started out working in Horrible Histories and then created/wrote the film Bill and the series Yonderland and BBC Ghosts.
They are Ben Willbond, Mat Baynton, Larry Rickard, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick and Martha Howe-Douglas.
Their company is called them there.
They are very funny and only stayed together because they "didn't want to stop acting like six year olds"- one of them. Their work is very inclusive, with a lot of their characters being gay and having transgender representation.
Their individual Twitters are very entertaining. For example, Ben posted a picture with Larry where they tried to sneak into a film festival and then they were caught, escorted away by security and both got covid.
They are Ben Willbond, Mat Baynton, Larry Rickard, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick and Martha Howe-Douglas.
Their company is called them there.
They are very funny and only stayed together because they "didn't want to stop acting like six year olds"- one of them. Their work is very inclusive, with a lot of their characters being gay and having transgender representation.
Their individual Twitters are very entertaining. For example, Ben posted a picture with Larry where they tried to sneak into a film festival and then they were caught, escorted away by security and both got covid.
Person 1: who are those very attractive actors?
Person 2: oh they're the six idiots and you are correct, they are attractive.
Person 1: why do I feel like I'm gonna end up watching all their stuff and becoming a huge fan?
Person 2: because you are. There is no escaping it.
Person 2: oh they're the six idiots and you are correct, they are attractive.
Person 1: why do I feel like I'm gonna end up watching all their stuff and becoming a huge fan?
Person 2: because you are. There is no escaping it.
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 16, 2021
Get the Six idiots mug.An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
by Big Ed Moustapha April 5, 2010
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Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.
by someguy1985 November 7, 2015
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